bangstorm


similar to “brainstorming”, which is when one partakes in deep thought in an attempt to solve a problem, “bangstorming” is when one attempts to solve the problem of finding a member of the opposite s-x to bang.

usually occurs after a night of drinking, around 3 in the morning.
-sitting in the bar after closing-
christian: dammit! i’ve texted every girl in my phonebook. no one is answering and i’m beginning to think i won’t find a girl to bang.
madison: you just need to bangstorm a little harder and you’ll think of someone.
-10 minutes later-
christian: oh! i forgot about emily! she’s a super sl-t!
1 more definition
a technique used to stimulate thinking, solve problems, resolve any issues, and create new ideas for and about s-x acts by unrestrained and spontaneous discussion, simulation, and, very often, alcohol.
after the bodyshots i told her i wanted to slurpee her so hard.
what’s a slurpee?
no idea. we had to bangstorm it out.

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