Bank Porn


1) bank offers that sound like a good decision in the beginning but turn out to be horrible for you or your business

2) banks that bait and switch their customers.
my bank sends me p-rn in the mail, they offered me a free checking account but it has fees after 1 year.

i get bank p-rn in the mail every week, offering me no interest credit cards for the first 90 days then 22% interest there after.

i’m hooked on bank p-rn, my checking account cost me money

instead of a fixed rate loan at 13% my bank recommended an adjustable rate loan, they were pushing bank p-rn.

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