bankard
the best smelling blanket in the world.
man, i could really use a bankard.
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the archetype of all filk songs usually sung at science fiction/fantasy conventions. used to be a favorite of the filk crowd, but now barely heard because it was so oysrplayed. the song is usually -ssociated with star trek. there’re a cuppla filkers singin’ banned from argo…sounds like they’re drunk on mountain don’t!
- Cats Don't Dance
cats don’t dance is a freaking awesome movie about the people of hollywood’s treatment of animals. danny, a life-loving talented cat travels to hollywood to become a star, but is put in the background as animals can not have substantial parts, and can only make noises, and most importantly; cats don’t dance. the movie is […]
- fishermans sweater
fisherman’s jumper n. a damp, overly hairy v-g-n-, smelling not too dissimilar to a deep sea trawler captain’s wool sweater after hauling in a net full of haddock. ‘having been accustomed all my life to ideals of a feminine nakedness gleaned from cl-ssical antiquities, i was somewhat taken aback on my wedding night to find […]
- cattle tick mass
a long and boring church service; the weight of a blood-sucking insect. we had to sit through a two-hour long cattle tick m-ss before the priest began the wedding ceremony.
- Massachusetts Liberal
the guy who wrote www.f-ckthesouth.com no example. just go to the site.