Banner Elk Suprise
the banner elk suprise is preformed when a man is having s-x with a woman doggy style and then places his thumbs together with the nails facing each other. then the man places the thumbs in the womans -n-s while spreading the remaining fingers apart to resemble the antlers of an elk.
this act was made famous by a few great men in banner elk north carolina
after a romantic trip to the mountain town of banner elk don gave his girlfriend peggy the banner elk suprise so that she would always remember the great times they had.
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