Bannhammer
the exquisite “hammer” of the dragon age character bann teagan. he is known for his skilled use of it. (p.s. no, the bannhammer is not a weapon. it’s his p-n-s.)
“i would give anything for a taste of the bannhammer.”-main character
“what? why would you want to taste a weapon? i doubt they would be that great.”-alistair (from dragon age: origins)
“oh, sweet naive alistair. did they teach you nothing at the chantry?”
“how to fight.”
“it’s his p-n-s, honey.”
“his… oh… that’s my uncle. why would you.. he’s so much older…”
“that’s the allure.”
“wish i were born sooner then i guess.”
“what? so you could be the alihammer?”
“princehammer maybe…”
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