Bansai Wave


a surfing type of wave that is growing in size as you approach it. the bansai wave peaks and crashes on a surfers board or boat at the exact time to cause maximum damage and disorientation.

bansai wave is also known as a suicide wave.
“jesus john, dont paddle out yet, thats a bansai wave building out there.”

“bl–dy h-ll, i thought i was going to make that but just as i got there i realised it was a bansai wave. my head hurts now!”

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