bansturbate


a fusion of “ban” and the term for s-xual self pleasure.

this refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-s-xual frisson of pleasure gained by those who p-ss such laws.
lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they bansturbate for perverted pleasure.

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