Bantock


1. someone and/or something that has no hand-eye co-ordination, and cannot walk/run properly without looking like a spaz.
2. someone who regularly catches the common cold and may die as a result, “runny-nose.”
3. someone who can dish it out. but cannot take it.
sam falls.

john: “wow, that was a bantock moment!”

sam: “i know.”

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