Bap-chelor
a single man with a severe cleavage obsession, to the point where a bap-chelor is also a bit of a pervert. common noises made by a true bapchelor are “mmmmm…t-tties” along with the rasping noise often heard during dirty phone calls.
“oi, bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps”
“his head was in her cleavage all night…he’s such a bapchelor”
girl with big knockers: “hi, nice to meet you”
bap-chelor: “mmmmm…t-tties”
girl with big knockers: “ahhhhhhh! it’s the bap-chelor! run!”
a single man with a severe cleavage obsession, to the point where a bap-chelor is also a bit of a pervert. common noises made by a true bapchelor are “mmmmm…t-tties” along with the rasping noise often heard during dirty phone calls.
“oi, bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps”
“his head was in her cleavage all night…he’s such a bap-chelor”
girl with big knockers: “hi, nice to meet you”
bap-chelor: “mmmmm…t-tties”
girl with big knockers: “ahhhhhhh! it’s the bap-chelor! run!”
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