baptise


when you stick a joint in your mouth an wet it with your saliva to tighten it or keep it stuck together. it also makes it burn slower, if your using fast burning papers. done before lighting it.
baptise that sh-t dude!
to baptise, or to perform a baptism, is to rub one’s milk-laden br–sts across a gentleman’s/lady’s head and/or face, expressing an indiscriminate amount of b–b juice on to the subject’s forehead.
although i’m 8 months pregnant i still managed to baptise several gentlemen and one lucky lady last night. alas, my jugs will soon be empty.

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