Baptismal rape
the act of forcing an individual to submit to a religion and to be included as a believer without his concent.
defining baptismal rape:
imagine a world where hitler won the ii world war an his son(equally r-t-rded and fascist) is talking to the pope:
hitler’s son: guess what i did today your holiness?
pope:what was it my son?
h’s son:i baptist raped richard dawkins
pope: oh no you didn’t!…son.
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