Baptist First Time
when a nice baptist girl waits until her wedding night to have s-x, only to find that her hymen has solidified and her nice baptist boy is unable to penetrate her. after the embarr-ssment, awkwardness, and doubt subsides, she is forced to go have a doctor surgically “pop her cherry.” this concludes the baptist first time.
-any form of conservative dogma that is cuckoo about premarital s-x can be subst-tuted for baptist.
nice baptist boy’s friend: “yo dude, your wife was a virgin, right? that’s hot! how was she?”
nice baptist boy: “we had a baptist first time. she was un-enter-able.”
nice baptist boy’s friend: “ouchhhh. that’s b-lls, man.”
nice baptist boy: “yeah, the doctor got to have all the fun.”
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