bar equity
the amount of time and money a guy spends on trying to hook up with a girl at a bar or night club.
example 1:
dude1: how’d it go last night?
dude2: terrible! i spent 3 hours and $45 of bar equity into some chick at the club only to have her fat c-ckblocker friend suddenly drag her away drunkenly shouting, “we gotta go now! bye, bye!”
example 2:
random bar ho: hey s-xy! wanna buy me a drink?
guy: uhhhh……
wingman: (whispers) wait, dude! you can’t put any bar equity into a jersey girl. they can hold way too mch liqour and may drop you for some guido.
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