Bar Joke

a bar joke is a very generic joke (if not the most generic joke ever), sometimes it is a real joke but other times is used as a way to exemplify a joke “do you know the joke of a man that walked into a bar?”

most of the time, this kind of joke start with a “x walks into a bar…”, where x can be a a single person,a animal,or a group of persons.

x can also be cl-ssified in different kind :
religious : a muslim, a rabin and a catholic
racist :a indian, a black man, a asian.
xenophobe :a german, british, american, irish, italian.
dirt joke (not for kids) :a gay, a parrot(-).
zoo :a kangaroo, a penguin, a bear, a elephant (see joke 1)

(-) there is a 99% chance that a joke that involve a parrot in a bar is a for-adults-only joke.
1) bar joke 1:
a kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a martini, drinks it and pulls out a five dollar bill to pay for it. the bartender picks up the dough, gives him his change…and charges the kangaroo $1.50 for the martini.

“then as the kangaroo’s leaving, the bartender tells me he’s never seen a kangaroo in his bar before.

“no,” says the kangaroo, “and at these prices you never will again!”

2)bar joke 2:
ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. bartender refuses: “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

3)bar joke 3:
a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender sets the beer down and says, “for you, no charge!”