bar lizard
a woman in her late thirties or older that tries to pick up younger men at a bar. these are more common than the run of the mill cougar and can be easily picked from the crowd by her leathery skin from too much sun bathing and her raspy voice from her two packs of cigarettes a day habit. her perfume is that of bouquet of wilted flowers and liver decay.
that bar lizard over there just showed me her c-section scar and told me she likes it rough.
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