Baran


a cool person who has long d-ck and is strong like ram, powerful like a truck. a person that can kick you in the b-lls when gets mad. a person with good sense of humor and fun to go out with.
be friends with baran, not enemy (for your own good)
strong like ram, and kick you in the nuts
im just a baran so im cool. i like bears
1 v. to invite oneself unwanted into a conversation, generally to the detriment of anyone in earshot.
boyfriend: “hunny, i love the way you walk”
girlfriend: “your shirt brings out your wonderfully hazel eyes”
baran (hiding in bushes, masturbating): “what about my eyes”
boyfriend: “what a f-cking baran”

also known as a ‘bazza’ or ‘baren’. when a person ‘jims in’ and makes themself feel included to the distain of everyone. !
girls: omg john, can you take a picture of us?
john: sure thin….
baran (5km away about 2 seconds ago): i can do it. im gifted with photography, all my friends, everyone says so!
girls + john: jim out you f-cking bazza!
baran: hai-gai
from polish language-male sheep.a r-t-rd by choice, looser,a dude who’ll do anything to hang with the crew…the type of guy who’ll put icy hot on his b-lls for no reason…
what a baran.

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