Barbara Bland
a woman who in all aspects of life is plain. she is not an “outside of the box” kind of girl. she always chooses the same dull things and never tries anything different.
barbara bland dresses the same, eats the same plain food, and maintains the same simple style through out the years.
rather than a peppercorn steak and spicy noodle she is a chicken and rice kind of gal.
i’m having a dinner party tonight, but not sure what to make since barbara bland is coming; toast it is!
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