barbered


to reach an advanced state of intoxication, otherwise referred to as “getting p-ssed/maggot/wasted/drunk/plastered”, possibly complimented by severe projectile vomiting.
person 1: hey mate what did you get up to on sat-rday night?
person 2: ahh not much just got barbered with a few mates.
(verb) a term used in polite company to indicate inappropriate behavior in fantasy sports.
tony barbered another owner whose starting running back experienced a season-ending injury by picked up the backup on the waiver wire.

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