barbie hair


bar-bee hare (adv.) – the act of multiple splooging (or splooge festival) in a p-ssed-out woman’s hair, leaving her with a crusty lid much like a barbie doll that’s been in the attic for some time.
“melissa dear, please hand me the conditioner, i consumed copious amounts of alcoholic beverages and awoke to find myself with such a terrible case of barbie hair.”

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