Barbie Hammock
an absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from v-g-n-l surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman’s v-g-n-.
big lady had a very heavy period that evening and the barbie hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn’t sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. so she grabbed dave’s ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..
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