a woman, who displays an uncanny resemblance to a barbie doll, acquired through the excessive use of various war paints, facial adhesives, sl-t armour(1), cosmic carriers(2), experimental physical alterations performed by a shadowy group known as s.u.r.g.e.o.n and chronic abuse of various aromatic vapours produced by mysterious ancient alchemists. she may in some cases be promiscuous.
(1): light garments that are utilized for tactical operations or open warfare, most notably deployed in night-out situations. deceptively resistant to extreme cold and fire. the trade-off for its durability in combat is its inability to effectively conceal underwear.
(2): microscopic containers, often branded and worn as clothing accessories, that possess the capacity to store a host of useless material including yet not limited to the entirety of one’s life belongings and occupational effects yet has no sp-ce for i.d. numerous varieties now exist. the original prototype technology from which subsequent copies were created was believed to be a gift from intergalactic nomads to their barbielites and fuelled by the power of grey skull.
thomas’s barbielite consumes a chip per day without ketchup. she however considerably increases her nutritional intake, when she gorges on the local bouncers face during night-raids.
- eating pasta
a euphemism for oral s-x with a girl who’s name is, or sounds like, a type of pasta. it can also be used as a general euphemism for s-x in general with that girl, or as a code word so you can talk about her publicly without worry. “dude were were you last night?” “sorry […]
- she wants the c
“she wants the c-nt” a variant of the more widely known “she wants the d,” modified to describe the desire for a h-m-s-xual encounter on the part of the c-wanter. female: “that qt tomboy is always eyeing my t-ts when she thinks i’m not looking – she wants the c.”
- charlie (g*y)
the most amazing guy in the world. he knows how to make a guy feel good about himself, and would do anything he could to make him happy. he would never try to hurt a guy, or anyone for that matter. he is sweet, sensitive, caring, outgoing, courageous, funny, s-xy, gorgeous, everything that a guy […]
- acting salty
means your acting sour , diffrent , dry, with and att-tude . why are you acting salty?
- dutch burrito
a burrito size joint. dom goes to amsterdam and orders a dutch burrito then is never heard from again.