Barclay Syndrome


the type of syndrome you -ssign to somebody when they are obsessed with self-diagnosis and are very overractive.

name is due to the character reginald barclay from star trek. whom in one episode kept giving himself all sorts of self-diagnosis.

also known as (more technically) hypercondriac
person a: i’ve had the slight dizziness and clammy skin. i looked online and i think i have the swine flu.

person b: no, you just have barclay syndrome.

barclay: i think i have terellian death syndrome!

person b: no, you just have barclay syndrome

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