bare arse clamp


the act of clamping your naked -rs- cheeks on a sleeping friend or strangers nose, in order to fart up their nose hole to achieve maximum devestation.
last night lord spiffington crept into my chambers b-ll-ck naked and bare -rs- clamped me while i slumbered. he had a wicked case of firehole after the madras we had that evening leaving me looking like a burns victim.

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