Bare bum shuffle
when you have finished your business on the toilet and find some b-st-rd has left you an empty toilet roll. you then shuffle across the bathroom bare -rs-d, with your pants around your ankles to get some loo paper from the cupboard.
her “this morning you didn’t replace the toilet paper”
him “hee, hee did you have to do the bare b-m shuffle?”
her (furious) “yes!”
him (having a hilarious mental picture) “ha ha ha!!”
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