bareback and bounce
to have unprotected s-x with a female then flee the scene immediately afterward, providing no explanation and making no further contact of any kind. this precludes the possibility of unwanted paternal responsibilities, and also removes the ability of said female to seek recourse should she become infected with an std due to the barebacked encounter.
this is a newer, alternate form of the cl-ssic raw dog and bail.
she was sloppy drunk and quite voluptuous. i had no condoms and no desire to have any interaction with her other than s-x, so i decided that the prudent maneuver was to just bareback and bounce. thankfully i was visiting my brother out of state, so there was almost no chance that she could ever locate me.
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