Barely Having Sex
definition: when a guy accidently puts his p-n-s in a sk-nks v-g-n-, however, because she is such a wh-r- and has slept with 80 people, he can not tell that his p-n-s is inside of her. this continues for a few minutes until he realizes from her sl-tty ape grunts that he is indeed having s-x. he immediately pulls out. thus, “barely having s-x.”
note: this may also include the occasional tip of d-ck rubbing the cl-t.
barely having s-x: “baby, i only barely had s-x with her. don’t worry.
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