Barffet


when you go to a buffet meal and its the food is cold/old/nasty.
man, i had that hot breakfast barffet. man that sh-t was sick!
bar + buffet = barffet
a friend once told me that cash is the ultimate currency in the group birthday dinner setting. harder to get screwed on the bill he said. unless of course that meal is a lunch barffet at cabaret royale (or insert random strip club in your hood) in which case forgetabout-t. wise man.

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