barfium


the mythical substance used as a polish for wooden floors, for instance gyms in high school and college, that smells like vomit.
ugggh, what a stiiink! they must’ve just put barfium on the gym floor!
the bat boy for the chicago white sox; anyone who listens to jello and is in love with him
barfia collects bats and b-lls from the players.
mold that looks like it was borne from your -sscrack. the smell results in irrestible urge to barf in the nearest box you can find. i once found some in my refrigerator after winter break and i couldnt stop til i listened to some jello biafra the fat-ss speak about gheorge muresan’s war on terra.
you don’t want to find barfia in your fridge.

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