Barfoot


a barfoot is an inhumanely large piece of p–p. the sheer girth of the fece makes you wonder as to how a person’s -n-s can dilate to such a degree. some have theorized that an abnormally large, barfoot-type -n-s may be genetically linked through promiscius -n-l s-x of the barfooter’s mother. more likely however, the barfooter’s -n-s has been repeatedly expanded through penetration of large objects such as horse c-cks, baseball bats, and possibly wine bottles.
“dude, did you see that barfoot floating around the sh-tter? that guy must have an -sshole like a clown’s pocket!”

“that sl-t takes it up the hershey highway so much, she must drop mad barfoots.”

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