barftender
a bartender at a sk-nky dive bar where all people do is get p-ss drunk and puke. this bar is usually the last stop on a night of excessive drinking. often times the person who turns the bartender into the barftender is a weekend warrior trying to hang with seasoned alcoholics.
what’s it take to get another drink around here?!?! where’s the barftender?
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