Bargain Zombie


a shopper in an mindless state of antic-p-tion, having an unquenchable desire for mechandise on sale. typically spotted in large m-sses converging in front of store entrances during late hours of the night prior to events such as black friday.
look at all the bargain zombies flooding the store entrances, looks like a scene from dawn of the dead

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