barge ass


the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is s-xy or womanly to do so
head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your barge-ss . . . oh sorry it’s to balance out your large f-cking melon on top of your shoulders

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