Barisa

function: noun

1. see: goddess

2. see: boo

3. a barisa (pr-nounced ‘ba-ris-sa’, meaning ‘bottom b-tch’ in latin) is known as making the most lavish of dinners for a loved one. the species barisa is a bipedial omnivore with a great set of t-tties. relative to the beautiful t-tties, the barisa booty is one of grace and elegance. experts believe this is due to streaminling courtship. the courtship debate between the t-tties and booty is among the longest running debates in barisaology, but in recent history, the booty has seemed to prevailed. it is believed that the barisa is very rare, and if found must be petted on a regular basis. it is known by specialists that the act of petting guarentees anything in return.
person #1: yo g, let’s bounce on over to hooters after work. afterwards we can hit up some hookers.

person #2: nah man. i’m cool. i got a barisa at home.

person #1: aw sh-t. i’m so f-cking jealous. it’s like you found a genie or you won the lottery or some sh-t like that.

person #2: i know.

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