Barista Bitch
a barista that gets stuck making coffee and desserts for customers. they may get stuck with these tasks for 1/2 an hour and can’t get away fast enough. this happens on quite nights at a restauraunt, then slam!
me: can you take these meals out, please mate?
nathan: – gives no response, but continues making coffee at a million miles an hour. (no response is not an issue). he is being a barista b-tch.
when a starbucks barista gets fed up with things and or customers.
“get me a quad-double half calf, non-fat, no sugar, xtra carmelli, mochiato with a whole milk float.” reply: “i ain’t your barista b-tch!”
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