Baristatude


a barista (coffee maker) expressing att-tude. typically found in ‘third wave’ coffee venues – baristatude can mirror arrogance, intellectual elitism and various other cultural prejudices, ultimately expressed as less ‘customer service’ and more a side order of distain and contempt.
i asked the barista what an aeropress was, and he scoffed and explained it to me like i was a 4 year old. g-d d-mn that guy has serious baristatude

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