Baristi


when a s-xual partner gives a man a hand job, followed by making the man a coffee of choice.
origin: a combination of the words “wristy” and “barista”.
eg. “nothing gets my day started better than a good baristi!”
the workers in an espresso bar. baristi is the plural form of baristo (male) and barista female.
when the refrigerator failed, the baristi had to discard all the milk and could no longer make cappucino or latte drinks.

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