Barithmetic
noun- the process of calculating how many drinks one could buy at the bar if they forgo paying a bill.
daniel: “johnathan, if i forgo bearing the expense of my gas bill, we can get intoxicated tonight!”
johnathan: “i dare say, during this recession, that is an ingenious use of your barithmetic!”
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