baritone seal
1) the sound, during s-x of any kind that involves a phallus (organic or otherwise), made by its quick (& sometimes painful) ejection from the cavity in which it was plunging. the resultant ‘pop!’ when echoed inside the cavity, is the baritone seal. the pop is, much like a freshly-opened pickle jar, the breaking of the seal.
2) the seal-like moaning sounds made, usually accompanied by sealion-esque bucking and thrashing, by certain types of s-xual partners nearing -rg-sm.
1) “i was getting deepthroated by theresa last night when i got excited and slipped out–you should have heard the baritone seal it made, bro! sounded like a hotdog bustin in a microwave!”
2) yo, i tried to hook up wit robin last night, but she started letting out baritone seals when i went down on her–b-tch was putting on a sea world show, dawg!
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