bark fight


when two or more dogs in a neighborhood engage in a seemingly endless vocal argument.
pug: arf!
peke: rarf! rarf!
german shepherd: woof! woof! woof!
(pause)
pug: arf!
(translation)
pug: my master is best!
peke: you’re wrong – my master is best!
german shepherd: mine! mine! mine!
(pause)
pug: i have won the bark fight.

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