Barking Chicken


when during a gathering of friends (i.e.bbq) you take your pants off, tuck your d-ck and b-lls down in between your legs spread your -sscheeks and back up chasing your friends and swinging your gobbler while clucking like a f-cking chicken.
“while getting another beer out of the cooler i was attacked by a barking chicken, the worst part was that i didnt know the gobbler touched my beer top until i was done drinking it.

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