barking europe at the porcelain


1. verb. violently vomiting into a toilet bowl, sink or bathtub – “europe” is onomatopoeic for vomiting loudly and/or violently.
hey mate, how’d you pull up this morning?

f-ck dude, i was barking europe at the porcelain for so d-mn long i tore some capillaries in my throat and my girlfriend had to drive me to hospital.

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