Barking Salmon


the act of making your s-x partner (female) puke while having s-x with her doggy style for the purposes of contracting and squeezing her v-g-n-l walls. the reference comes from the twitching and contortions that the female makes while puking that looks like a salmon flopping upstream.
bob finally got sally to perform a barking salmon last night and things got a little messy.

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