Barking Schneider
a very hairy, early matured child. most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. can be agressive when provoked.
the barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. he is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.
a man who has h-t p-b-rty early and has hair covering his whole body. barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. they can also be seen frolicking with the n-ble kinceis. rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.
the barking schneiders closest non extinct relative is the saber tooth squirrel.
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