Barking Skunk Spider
a fart. so named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fict-tious spider. most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.
-fart noise-
(pause)
innocent bystander: “oh man, what is that smell?; did you fart?”
guilty party: “ah, no, man, you must have stepped on a barking skunk spider”
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