Barkinson’s


shaky dog syndrome
dude, is your dog having a seizure?
no man, he’s just got barkinson’s.
a condition discovered by dr benjiginnniiggggg it is a rare condition where your whole body becomes paralyzed making it impossible to move affected body part the affected area will then curl up in on itself example in the fingers it would cause a trigger finger.
ben: dont touch me mark with your barkinsons finger.
mark touches ben
ben ah my entire body has curled up in a foetus position.

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