Barner

a fan or player of auburn university, better known as the cow college in west georgia.
you will always be little brother, you pathetic barner!
a term used to describe fans and/or alumni of auburn university. the term originated, in part, from the fact that auburn university is located in a more rural area of alabama and has a large department of agriculture. additionally, former university of alabama head football coach paul “bear” bryant referred to auburn as a “cow college.” since bryant is a god of sorts to most alabama crimson tide football fans, this solidified the term. it is important to note that this term is most often used by alabama football fans who couldn’t tell you anything about the school unless it is football-related.
i was gonna take that minimum wage job in the city, but when i found out the company’s owned by a stinking barner, i decided to just stay on unemployment.
term used to describe all that is bad in alabama, or someone who is a loser a wannabee, a never will be,
that cow dung eating, no shoe wearing worthless piece of slime is a barner!
a large percentage of the fan base for the auburn tigers football team located in auburn, al. these fans are arrogant, ignornat, extremly biast, jealeous & unrealistic. barners will praise their team & tell you they are the best team in the nation as long as their winning, even if it is against 1-aa teams. but if they lose, a barner will make every excuse possible & boo their own players. barners truley hate the alabama crimson tide, but envy them at the same time because they wish their team could do what the tide does. in the eyes of a barner the crimson tide can do no right, if they win it is because they cheated, the refs gave them the game or the opposing team “let” them win. even if the crimson tide is undefeated & ranked #1 in all 3 major polls, a barner will tell you that the crimson tide is the worst team in the nation, that they are overrated, they cheat, they lie & that their schedule is weak. most barners are more concerned with what the alabama crimson tide is doing than their own team.
barner = “im a auburn fan and always will be! we are rebuilding! we will be back give them time they improved from last year we just have no depth on defense ! our offense is messing up with the penalties let the adjust we will be better next year for sure! alabama has defense thats it florida is gonna whup that -ss the only offensive weapon yahl have is ingram! mcelroy blows -ss and yahl are not a national championship and yahl will not win it hands down! i promise and you now deep down inside you lil heart haha so live it up while you can”
a fan/student/alumni of auburn university.

proving that west alabama is really just a gutter for georgia, these extremely arrogant and jealous rednecks think cow pastures and dying trees are beautiful. they prefer trailers and large fields over “city” life and hate anything that is ultimately better than them. winning comes at any cost to these pathetic individuals who have flagrantly abused the ncaa and made it painfully obvious that corruption is rampant. they copy traditions of other schools because n-body has the capacity to actually be creative. the hallmark of this “cow college” (aptly named) is their jealously for the alabama crimson tide. it is what defines them and gives them purpose. however, it is a juxtaposition because without the tide the barners would have no reason to exist. why would anyone pay attention to a farming school in alabama if they weren’t a rival to one of the best college football teams ever?
barner: although i live in a trailer and covet everything you have, i’m better than you.

anyone else: did you say something? what’s that smell? did you step in cow sh-t?
a simpleton. most support themselves by robbing graves and perfoming sm-tty acts with various farm animals in freak shows around the southeast. most look like nick nolte after a hard night of drinking.
look at that barner rape that chicken!
(n.) getting a b-n-r while at the bar
brosef last night that blondie with the great rack was licking all over my ear while we were dancing. it gave me a total barner.