Barnes’ Girlfriend


a device created and cultivated to produce the true born nebraskan. it contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual m-st-rb-t- device called the “pocket p-ssy”. it enhances the animal instinct of nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. it satisfies the indulging need of s-xual intercourse when he “can’t get any”. this term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. the barnes’ girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in nebraska.
a guy was “struggle busing” today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his barnes’ girlfriend in bed that night.

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