Barney-guarding job
a job that requires absolutely no skill or talent, except for a complete lack of self-respect. usually the kind of job one seeks after being fired from distributing flyers for a p-rno theater.
the term is derived from an episode from the simpsons where mr. smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by mr. burns, inquires after a help wanted sign at moe’s. the job is pretty simple: distract barney gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. according to homer, it’s a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.
bill: yo, how’d the job hunt go?
evan: terrible. i had to take an internship to a fishmonger.
bill: man, that’s a barney-guarding job.
evan: i know. i think i’m going to bed. don’t bother me.
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