Barocked
to suffer from either the intended or unintended consequences of policy decisions made by barack obama.
employee a: “did you see that the dow has fallen 2500 points since obama was elected?”
employee b: “unfortunately, yes. my 401(k) has officially been barocked.”
and,
tim: “my uncle lost his job from the coal power plant when it bankrupted due to obama’s energy policy.”
joe: “oh, your uncle just got barocked!”
and,
angela: “when i got that concussion from my car accident, i tried to find a doctor in the area, but all the hospitals were closed. i had to drive 300 miles across the state border to find a doctor who would take my government insurance.”
terry: “oh my gosh, i got barocked just like that last week! i wish the doctors would move back into our state and start taking our insurance, but that’ll happen only when healthcare gets less socialized i guess.”
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