barstool bro


a guy who adores the barstool culture way too much. in the winter, he will be seen typically with grey sweats and timbs. all year round, you bet he has a red sox hat with a huge “b”. he is definitely a piece of sh-t but in m-ssachusetts its seen as cool and most college girls love it. they are probably always liking the barstool & totalfratmove instagram/twitter posts and tagging their friends in them too. they come out of the womb with a jersey of some team for the daydrink and they treat it like it’s a national holiday and chanting is encouraged. tom brady is their world and don’t you dare disrespect him. (el pres is cool tho, not his fault but just the culture)
brad: “sat-rday’s are for the boys! usa! usa! usa!”
every normal person (that’s not weird or a piece of sh-t): “what a barstool bro”

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